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laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420, via greetings)





andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via magicul)





telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

(Source: telapathetic, via metalhearted)





Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay.
Wu Tang Clan (one of my favorite quotes ever)

(Source: larmoyante, via date)





hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via greetings)





snorlaxatives:

do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking love cereal

(via departured)





Do all the good you can. By all the means you can. In all the ways you can. In all the places you can. At all the times you can. To all the people you can. As long as ever you can.
– John Wesley    (via seulray)

(Source: chrysanthemumum, via accustomaction)





Baby’s first words :)

memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)

(via accustomaction)





wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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(via hate)